Bite Me – paperback

So, you want to be a Vampire? We all know that Vampires kill every single night, burst into flame in the sun, do not cast reflections, and are repelled by garlic or religious artifacts…But. what if I told you that what you think you know is not – quite – true?BITE ME is a must read Guide that will provide the truth about being a Vampire in the 21st Century, including co-existing with humanity and other Netherbeings. You will learn what to expect during the Turn and during your first few centuries, your strengths and limitations, various diet choices, access to Vampire Services and Communities, and a host of tips about how to blend in and make the most of your Afterlife. Written by celebrated scientist and 700-year-old Vampire, Aislinn O’Cuinn (as told to Susan Quinland under a Mid Thrall), BITE ME will guide you through the myriad myths and legends and provide a glimpse into the true Vampire Netherworld.

Paperback, 217 pages. Free bookmarks included.

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